Okay, I volunteered..but when the mayor of some hypothetical place called
Spiffytown asks you to do something...it's hard to say no. Right?
So , here '
tis.. the Mayor's questions are in
GREEN!1. If you could witness or participate in one historical event, which one and why? It's a toss up, either I’d like to have seen Pat Garrett shoot Billy the Kid at the OK Corral; or any Doors Concert –preferably the Miami show – but beggars can’t be
choosers.. as for why, do I really need to explain either of these?
2. The Pope wants an audience with you, in your kitchen. What do you tell him when he arrives? Probably that I’d rather burn in hell (if such a place exists) than spend an eternity in heaven with “forgiven” pedophiles OR I’d mention that it’s
prolly time for an update in the Pope-y uniform.
Cuz dude, it's a dress!
3. You've decided to become a pro wrestler. What?s your stage name and signature move? Kamikaze Kiwi!!!! And I'm not afraid to throw the fruit salad on your
azz!
4. What?s one thing you will never eat again? Brussel Sprouts!!!! I spent many nights as a child in front of a very cold plate with my father yelling in from the living room “you’re not leaving the table until you eat those” as an adult – nobody owns what it takes to make me eat a
brussel sprout.
5. You're elected mayor of your town. What?s the first order of business?Animal Control. Without getting on my soapbox – the town needs some help. Oh, and free ice cream on Saturday nights in the summer.
Dagnabbit.
Bonus question, what's your idea of the perfect day?I’m happy to say a great number of my days are perfect. Okay, I wish I was getting ready for school not work during the week...but waking up to good coffee and the sun shining in my kitchen windows… my dog greeting me with a toy, my friends and family happy and healthy and all very confident of my love, admiration and respect for them, all good stuff..the stuff MY perfection is made of.Feel like playing along?
To keep it going:
Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
You will update your weblog with the answers to the questions.
You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
That's it kids. And Mayor I did catch your comment about priorities..I'm working on it.
