Thursday, July 26, 2007

Mayor Spiffy's Meme

Because I can't say no to the Mayor of Spiffytown... and because apparently he thinks I'm "about to discover latent super powers and save the world".

I don't know 'bout all that, but I think I'd look kick-ass in a cape.

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Nope.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
For the first time in a very long time, I can't remember. I think this is probably a good thing.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Sure.

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Not really a fan. Does my mom's egg salad count?

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
Fur-kids only.

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Abso-freakin' lutely.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Why? What'd you hear?

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
Yes.

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Not even.

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Cold: Cinnamon Life? Warm: Oatmeal.
Oh, and you "malt o meal"people are freakin' weird. MALT GOES IN BEER. 'nuff said.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
Almost never.

12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
Hells Yeah.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Yes.

14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Whether or not they are armed.

15. RED OR PINK?
Red shoes, pink lipstick.

16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
That I hang onto the bad memories I have just as tightly as I do the good ones.

17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
Mark.

19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue Jeans, barefootin' it baby.

20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Sage's spicy popcorn.

21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Criminal Minds on TV.

22. IF YOU WHERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
SILVER, cuz what other color would a super hero be?

23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
Apple pie, my dogs fur after he's been laying in the sunshine, and ivory soap.

24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Buffy

25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?
Did you not read what I wrote? The man thinks I'm a super-hero!

26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
See previous post, I'm pissed at professional athletes. I'll go with dogsport for this question.

27. HAIR COLOR?
Depends on who you ask these days, the old guy at blockbuster today called me a redhead, the lady in the office next to me called it dirty blonde. Whateva.

28. EYE COLOR?
Green

29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Yes.

30. FAVORITE FOOD?
These days, this chicken recipe I got from a girl I work with. Chicken, Cumin, Brown Sugar, Avocado, seriously good, and at the moment keeping me from becoming a vegetarian.

31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
Yes.

32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

33. FAVORITE FLOWER?
DAISIES

34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Yes.

35. HUGS OR KISSES?
If we're talking candy - neither, if we're talking the verbs, Yes, both.

36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
strawberry shortcake - if you make it right and if you don't get away from me..

37. MOST LIKELY TO discover latent superpowers and save the world?
MANDAROOOOOOO!

38. LEAST LIKELY TO MAKE UP ANOTHER QUESTION BECAUSE BIFF CHANGED THE RULES?
Yeah, that'd be me.

39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
A Thousand Splendid Suns.

40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
I don't so much have one of those.

41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
Law and Order about 457 episodes of it.

42. FAVORITE SOUND?
the moanie groanie noise my dog makes when he settles in at night, the loud frogs outside my bedroom window, rain in my chimney, firewood pops and crackles, heartbeats.

43. FAVORITE CANDYBAR?
peppermint patty (I totally get the sensation)

44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Emotional distance is farther than geographic, and I dont' have the right measuring tape for that, do you?

45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Depends on who you ask.
heh.

46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
Johnstown Pennsylvania

47. WHAT DID AVITABLE ACCUSE YOU OF IN HIS DIRTY POST CARD?
Uh, photographing my girlie parts, 60 times.
It's hanging on my refrigerator, still.


47.5 how many of you noticed that question 18 was missing? If you did, you get to ask ME a question, anyting at all. Go for it, don't be skeered.

OK, you are now IT, unless you did the proper ONETWOTHREENOTIT! chant, in which case you're off the hook.18, 37, 38, and 47 are Do-It-Yourself questions, you can ask yourself anything.

9 comments:

rennratt said...

Heh! I was too busy snickering at (most of) the comments to notice the numbers...

...and I just posted the SAME LIST!

You'd think I'd have noticed, but...

Nope.

kenju said...

I didn't notice either. I was hung up on you photographing your girly bits....LOL

No Celery Please said...

Yeah... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask yout to elaborate on that chicken recipe. I don't think I could recreate it from what you mentioned... but it sounds oh so yummy.

Her Roo-ness said...

lotsa stuff, girlie.
is photographing girlie parts like showing a drunk sad tattooed boy your hell city thong? yeah, i thought so. we are sisters.
i'll have to get a cape it appears. and some kick ass under roos? yeah, i got hooker boots. thank you!
i would also like chicken recipe.
maltomeal is weird. but coco wheats kick ass. my mom was also pissed when she found out my dad was making me those on school days. i got into trouble with my dad a lot...
what does it mean?

JustRun said...

"Whether or not they are armed." That's good- I'm going to have to start doing that. :)

Tracy Kaply said...

Dude, you said girlie parts. *snicker*

Scottsdale Girl said...

Malt? Also goes in Chocolate.

mmmmm Chocolate Malts..mmmmm Whoppers...

I'm jes sayin.

utenzi said...

Hmmm. So you immediately notice if a person is armed--but I noticed that you didn't say which you prefer, Cravey. Armed or unarmed?

BTW, while I'm not overly fond of peppermint, I just love wintergreen patties but they're so damn hard to find.

space said...

one
two
three
no
tit

heh.