The Tif Meme thing, because she came to see me today!

I'm so far behind on posting it's ridiculous. Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I've just been not-sitting in front of my computer watch re-runs of Law and Order this week. Amazing. I had the DT's for a couple days, but once that passed I was amazed at what I got done. So as a paltry offering until I finish writing some "real" things... here's dis. Since Tif and I actually talked about how a quick stop by 1 blog turns into hours of farting around while on the company dime. This is for you baby!

Pizza or Chinese?
Pizza... especially really skinny crust pizza with lots of grease.

Mansion or Penthouse?
Mansion - minus the playboy bunnies but plus the grotto please!

Have you been on a Jet Ski?
Not one that was actually in the water, no.

Are you afraid of clowns?
YES. YES. YES.

How many brothers/sisters do you have?
2 brothers, 3 stepbrothers, 2 sisters

Favorite band/group?
Can't pick a favorite.

Baseball or football?
Football!!!!

Favorite brand of makeup?
MAC

Do you have an IPod?
Yes, and I adore it.

Bike or scooter?
Yes, Scooters are awesome when on the island of Bermuda, my advice would be not to drink and ride though, because the FIRST thing you will forget is that those people drive on the WRONG side of the road. It's not pretty.

Ever go in a hot air balloon?
Nope.

What brand computer do you have?some HP thing
Work - hp
Home -dell

How many times have you been to Disneyworld ?
1

Favorite city?
Seattle, WA

Do you think you are fat?
No.

Ever throw up in a public place?
yes.

Do you have a pool?
Nope.

How many times a month do you go to the movies?
maybe once.

How old are your parents?
70's.

What deceased person would you like to meet?
Jim Morrison

Do you chew ice?
Yes

Have you been to California ?

Yes
Last book you read?
The Glass Castle/Jeanette Walls

Do you like to go fishing?
The only kind of fishing I've ever done is the kind where you sit on a bank with a pole, no bait, and a cooler of beer. The goal here is to catch a buzz. I'm a damn good fisher-person.

What is you average in school?
Uh, Average what?

Favorite professional team?
Harlem Globe trotters., I don't know!

Do you like mohawks?
Sure.

How many pairs of shoes do you own?
I dunno. Not very many.

Do you floss?
Yes, more often than I care to admit.

Do you have braces?
Used to - got 'em in high school

Do you bite your nails?
Nah.

What is your last thought before falling asleep?
I'll get back to you.. I don't really remember having thoughts.

Do you fall in love easily?
Uh, No.

Ever have a crush and they never knew?
Yep.

Ever been shot at?
Not yet. Give it time.

Do you consider yourself nice?
No. not even.

Do you go to camp for the summer?
Yes! Well, I did. Girls Scout camp! Once and I'm not talking about the therapist said I didn't have too. I am going to Mammoth Cave this summer to camp though. I'm betting on a much better experience.

Have you been on a boat?
Yes. I am not amused.

Ever break a bone?
Easier to tell you which ones I have not broken.

What is your ultimate job?
Writing superfluous crap that sells and makes me lotsa money to sit around, pet dogs and entertain myself.

Do you want to walk on the moon?
Eh. Not so much.

Can you name the seven dwarfs?
No. Little people totally freak me out.

Favorite TV show?
Rescue Me.

Apples or oranges?
Apples.
with peanut butter please (that's right I'm 7)

Favorite model of car?
One that doesn't break.

Favorite flower?
Daisy!

Favorite color?
Red

Ever climb out your bedroom window?
No.

Do you live in an apartment or house?
House.

How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups?
Once that I recall.

Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose?
Oh, yeah.

How many cousins do you have?
TONS.

Do you believe in ghosts?
Sure, why not?

If you were a bird, what would you be?
Something cool with long talons.

Ever get stitches?
Yep.

If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be?
No.

How many kids do you want to have?
None.
Unless we're tawkin' about fur-kids; then LOTS.

If you could change your name, what would it be?
Trixie

Dogs or cats?
DOGS!

Who do you tell your problems to?
The people I reference in previous blogs. They got answers. That big home stores got nuthin' on them.

Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell?
Everyone except Staci, who sucks at keeping secrets.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.

Do you go to church?
Running is my church other than that, no.

Would you marry outside your religion?
see above. Yes, I suppose I could marry ... a... walker... or a cyclist... or a hot snowboarding instructor..oh wait that's another story.

Volleyball or tennis?
eh. whatever.

Ever ride in a limo?
Yes, but I can't discuss until the civil matter is closed.

Ever drink champagne?
Unfortunately, yes.